Gorn N'hleg

Gorn N’hleg is a renowned Orc coach who has taken teams to cup finals and championships. Having grown tired of coaching his usual teams, full of show-off Blitzers and prima-donna Throwers, he has embarked on a new journey of professional and personal growth: coaching Black Orcs.

How to Build a Band of Boys for League Play

It’s a heavy burden but I bear it. It’s a weight on my shoulders but also a beast that pursues me. It’s an elixir that gives me energy and a codpiece that restrains me. Thus it is to be Gorn N’hleg. You see, I’m no ordinary Orc. I’m literate, for one thing. I mean, I can’t actually scratch parchment with a cockatrice feather dipped in the blood of my enemies or anything, but bringing in a slave as a scribe was certainly not beyond my means or aspirations.

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I’m Cursed With Success

It’s a heavy burden but I bear it. It’s a weight on my shoulders but also a beast that pursues me. It’s an elixir that gives me energy and a codpiece that restrains me. Thus it is to be Gorn N’hleg. You see, I’m no ordinary Orc. I’m literate, for one thing. I mean, I can’t actually scratch parchment with a cockatrice feather dipped in the blood of my enemies or anything, but bringing in a slave as a scribe was certainly not beyond my means or aspirations.

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Mon succès est une malédiction

C’est un lourd fardeau mais je le porte. C’est un poids sur mes épaules mais aussi une bête qui me poursuit. C’est un élixir qui me donne de l’énergie et des chaînes qui me retiennent. Voici comment c’est d’être Gorn N’hleg. Ouais, je ne suis pas un orque comme tous les autres. Pour commencer, je suis instruit. Ben … je ne sais pas vraiment grater du parchemin avec une plume de cacatoès trempée dans le sang de mes enemies, mais capturer un esclave qui pourrait me servir comme scribe n’est pas au-delà de mes compétences ou de mes ambitions.

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